Changing Light bulbs.forwarded by tracyku

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty totest it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupidE-mail about light bulbs
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer andwave flags and banners to give him/her support
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light
Q:How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None.They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb??
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the firstplace and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it forACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:They wouldn't bother
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: Huh, what litebarbu...Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the light bulb?A: None. They think they are very bright already
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: Fuck the light bulb lah, the principal will do something aboutrightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper schoolattire

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haha. went to NAFA open house today. I went for their "introduction to the music programme" talk to know more. Diploma in music(performance) and diploma in music(teaching).
which one should i choose? =(

For the teaching course i need to sign contract with the government and work for them for 5 years to teach in pri and sec schools, but the government provide the school fees and i will have $800 allowance each month which is like so WOW. I don need to pay sch fees and somemore i have extra $800 each month. lol. but 5 years is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO god dam long, and i dunno if i am suitable to be a teacher.

For the performance course i have to pay the fees entirely on my own and at the 4th year i can continue with a degree but i have to find career on my own after that.

HAIZ... WHICH ONE SHOULD I CHOOSE ????